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[*] Chuck Norris is

[*]The cookie is a lie; even if it has chocolate chips.

[*]The only true cookie is the justice cookie; baked on a justice oven.

[*] Ochenta is the only true answer

[*] Pizza is awesome

[*] Metal is awesome

[*] Windows vista SUCKS!!1

[*]every racoon loves pain and stealing stuff

[*] jaguars doesn't exist, they are only johnny delusions.

[*] The "last post wins" tread is only called that way to attract more posters, nobody can actually win (or that's what icymouse believes, in fact, every post counts as a win for Kiaun)

[*] Communism and hippies DO mix. that means that communism it's somewhat related to flowers.

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[*] Fed is/was a bunny on denial - is dinohunter - IS always tired, because of icymouse energy stealing device that power up his time machine

[*] Icewind real name is icymouse; but he is on denial - is dinohunter too; he is a mouse that likes to chew/eat internet cable. he steals energy from every user that lives in the past.

[*] Clonious can speak wolven; and he is like Halley's comet because he can currently be seen every 75–76 years on the forum.

[*] Kasuri[/b is dead, any appearence of someone like Kasuri is an imposter

[*] [b]Travisthewere is a myth; we are not sure if he exists or not- but we are certain he eats fridges.

[*] Memsys is a Memory Chip, that believes to be an alien- but he is on denial.

[*] Kasuri is a half-japanese/half-Phillipine rogue/terrorist raccoon that climb and steals stuff; also he is mortal enemy of FARC guerrilla

[*] Crivas is a a FARC guerria leader. likes to beat,kidnap and kill people. also traffics drugs and other dangerous species.

[*] Kayako is/was a vampire girl- we believe that she's sleeping somewhere underground. possibly for centuries

[*] Gleighton is an apple pie and his nickname is too complated to be writen, so he is usually called "Gleigasdasdsadasd"

[*] Amaya is a melting snowman living in Australia, in fact, we discovered he was a sand wallaby, a VERY rich one, now he's living in permanent vacations on his own personal island.

[*] Johnny_Jones is extremely rich he even has his own currency, the johnney dollar.

[*] Amana Is actually way more rich than Johnney and is the one that gave Johnney all his money

[*] Johnny_Jones is one of the most wanted criminals in his country; he's a political enemy for his goberment. _(because he wears his country's flag colors)

[*] Johnny_Jones belives to be a jaguar, but he's really a leopardsquirrel, 100% leopard, 100% squirrel hybrid. he's on denial.

[*] Johnny_Jones is per-definition, always wrong.

[*] itssnowing real name is "snowy" and he's scared of the off-topic forum

[*] Wokste he's chinese-african wok-insect.

[*] Mic he's in fact a communist microphone made by RCA, but he's on denial, because he believes to be some sort of small dog.

[*] Mic wears clothes with flower patterns, or with psychedelic colors

[*] Cyberfox VI true name it's "Firefox" and he's a web browser with artificial intelligence who came from the future, maybe escaping from mozilla, who knows.

[*] Cyberfox VI (aka Firefox v6) is known for its extremely slow posting rate. Probably as a result of extensive apps and self denial.

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